Airline companies occasionally try to make warnings

Airline companies occasionally try to make warnings, which are constantly repeated, more interesting. Here are some of these inscriptions:- There may be 50 ways to leave the woman, but there are only four exits from this plane.- Your belt is underneath the seat. In case of landing, take it ... with our best wishes!- Smoking is not allowed this year. If you can not stand, ask the stewardess to open the door and let you go to the wing.- Smoking is not allowed. People who are noticed to smoke will be kindly asked to leave the plane.- Dear passengers, this is the captain of the airplane. We reached the height for the cruise, so you can untie your belts and move freely. Please do not leave the aircraft.- If there is a pressure drop, the oxygen mask will turn out automatically. Put them immediately on the face in a way that shows the stewards. Adults need to put their masks first, and then only put masks on to children and people who act like children.- Please leave all your belongings when you leave the plane. Everything you leave will be shared by the plane's staff. The passenger who finally arrives at the door remains to clean the cabin.- We fly at 8,000 meters and our flight will last two hours and fifty minutes. I am proud that our company is doing pilots and flight attendants who have been declared the best in the field. Of course, none of these officers is on this flight.- After not exactly the perfect landing: Please stay on the seats until Captain Kengur jumps up the plane to the terminal.