Zeni lover comes home while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home suddenly, sees them and hides in the wardrobe to keep them watching.Zen's husband also comes home. She puts the lover in the closet, not knowing that her son is already inside.
Boy: - It's dark here.The man: - Yes, it's dark.Boy: - I have a football ball.The man: - That's nice.Boy: - Do you want to buy it?The man: - No, thanks.Boy: - My dad is out there.Men: - OK, how much?Boy: - 250 EUR
After a few weeks, the man and the children met again in the closet.Boy: - It's dark here.The man: - Yes, it's dark.Boy: - I have soccer shoes.Remembering what happened last time, a manshe asked: "How much?"Boy: - 750 EURThe man sighed: - Okay.A couple of days later, the father says to his son: - Take the ball and sneakers, let's go play.The boy answered: - I can not, I sold the ball and sneakers.The father asked: - How much did you sell them?Boy: - For 1,000 EURFather: - It's terrible, how could you make your friends so ... it's a lot more than these two things really are worth!Now I'm taking you to church to confess !!!The father took his son to the church and into the confessional and closed the door.Boy: - It's dark here.Pop: - Do not start with this shit again.
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