Airline companies occasionally try to make warnings, which are constantly repeated, more interesting. Here are some of these inscriptions:- There may be 50 ways to leave the woman, but there are only four exits from this plane.- Your belt is underneath the seat. In case of landing, take it ... with our best wishes!- Smoking is not allowed this year. If you can not stand, ask the stewardess to open the door and let you go to the wing.- Smoking is not allowed. People who are noticed to smoke will be kindly asked to leave the plane.- Dear passengers, this is the captain of the airplane. We reached the height for the cruise, so you can untie your belts and move freely. Please do not leave the aircraft.- If there is a pressure drop, the oxygen mask will turn out automatically. Put them immediately on the face in a way that shows the stewards. Adults need to put their masks first, and then only put masks on to children and people who act like children.- Please leave all your belongings when you leave the plane. Everything you leave will be shared by the plane's staff. The passenger who finally arrives at the door remains to clean the cabin.- We fly at 8,000 meters and our flight will last two hours and fifty minutes. I am proud that our company is doing pilots and flight attendants who have been declared the best in the field. Of course, none of these officers is on this flight.- After not exactly the perfect landing: Please stay on the seats until Captain Kengur jumps up the plane to the terminal.
12. August. We moved to our new house in Canada.I'm so excited, it's so nice here.The mountains are beautiful, I can not wait to see them covered with snow.14. October. Canada. This is the most beautiful land in the world.Leaves have taken all those beautiful orange and yellow colors.He drove through the nature. Seeing a couple of deer, she's so graceful, that's the nicest animals in the world.This is heaven! 1 !!I love Canada!11. November. Memorial Day, Canadian National Day.Deer hunting will begin soon.I can not imagine anyone's normal can kill such a wonderful animal.I hope that snow will soon be.2. December. Tonight the first snow fell.He got up and saw everything covered with a white blanket.Looks like a better postcard.We walked out, cleaned the stairway to the approaching road, cheered a bit.They win!When the bug was over, we had to clean it again in front of the gate.This is a wonderful country, I love and I love Kannada!12.December. It's snowing again tonight.Once again, a scribbler, grabbed the gate, is beautiful here.19. December. It's snowing again tonight.I can not get the car to go to the job.It's really wonderful here, I'm just a little tired of scabbing.And my back hurts me, and again a dwarf is gone.22. December. This white shit fell again all night !!!He got the scabs from the blade !!!And that monkey with a scotch !! 1!He who hides behind the corner !! 1!Mater fuck your !!!It's waiting for me to clean out in front of the gate !!!Шупак !!!!25. December. Happy fucking shitty Christmas.Still fallen snow!If it ever falls on me, the fagot who drives the scumbag, I'll cut his head !!!I'm afraid that they will not get more salt on the road, that this shit will dissolve before !!!27. December. OOpet snow.I'm not leaving home for three days.Apart from cleaning this shit!When the bumper passes !!!Well, I could not get out anywhere, when I got stuck in the hill of the snow, that that asshole pushed me to the gate.And they say that the new 10th price of snow will fall tonight.28. December. The prognosis was bad!It fell by the meter!If she continues this way, she will not dissolve it until the summer, my mother.A bug is stuck !!!!! Joooj !!!!Aaron's asshole came to me to look for a shovel.I tell him a Hawaiian one.I shattered six shovels, clearing that shit, that you nagurovo in front of the gate.When I did not blow his head out !!4. January. Finally he left the house.I went to the store to buy some food.When I came back with a crack car in a deer.Joooj !!!Those fucking giants should have been killed all the way to one.What hunters do not kill all the way to one, I do not understand!3. May I took a car with a mechanic to fix what I cracked into a deer.Unbelievable how much a new car was getting rusted, from the fucking salt that was so sprinkled along the road.May 10 Selim in Florida.Well, I can not imagine anyone's normal can live in this fucking Canada !!!
It's been three months since I attended college and I have not written to you yet.I'm ashamed of it, but I promise you, I'll make it all right now!But before I continue writing this letter, pleaseyou, sit down! Do not read this letter from the standpoint!Almost almost completely burned out my burns and I already have itI almost completely recovered from the juice I had to jump withfourth floor. I spent only 2 weeks in hospital, sightI almost returned almost completely and I only vomit onceper week.Since the fire has provoked itself, we will need a universityto pay 350,000 pounds, but that's nothing, because it isMainly I stay alive. I was lucky, because it's a man,who lives across the street, noticed what happened and calledfirefighters and ambulance. And he visited me at the hospital, asince I had no place to leave (my room is completelyburned down), he was so kind and offered me to pass codehim.It has a one bedroom apartment, but it's great for us. Anyway, he istwice older than me, but we crazy fell in love with one another and we plan to get married. We have not yet agreed exactly when, but we would like to hold the wedding before it is on meyou will notice the traces of pregnancy. Verily, my dear, I will be a mother!I know, you can barely wait for a moment, when you will become a babe andGrandpa, and I'm completely convinced that you're going to be babies (because we waittriples) to receive with as much love as you are with meI was surrounded when I was young. The only thing that's right nowMy wedding is gone, my fiance is picking up somewheresome disgusting infection. That's why we're both back inThe hospital, because I got it, but now it's much betterthanks to antibiotics, which we get intravenously.Doctors call this disease syphilis, or something like that.
tell us that you will receive my wife with a wide-spread hand, andwill soon become part of our family. It's very expensivea man, and despite the fact that he has not completed a basic school very muchis ambitious.Of course, he is another religion, but I know that you are verytolerant, so you will not be bothered by the darknesspaths. I'm sure you will love him at least as much as he doesI love!!! Since it's about your age, you'll agreeVery well, especially when we move to you (because it is usthe apartment is too small for so many people).It seems to me that his parents are cheering people, his father isfamous surgeon of narcotics from Africa, from where he is originally and my future ..So, now, when I have described everything extensively to you, I think thatIt's time for you to admit that my apartment was not burned, soI'm nothing, I was not in the hospital, I do not have any fiancéno syphilis, nor no black man.The truth is, that I fell from mathematical analysis and
macroeconomics, and from informatics I crawled, so I wanted to show you
that in this world there are worse things than these!Kisses,Your daughter!
